the USA road trip quiz
Same idea as the world quiz, reframed for a road trip. Take the local quiz, prove you paid attention, and earn your way to the next state, narrated the whole way by a pigeon with strong opinions about rest stops.
Pick your first state
Three states, three quizzes, one very opinionated pigeon. Wherever you start, the map remembers.
New York
Skyscrapers, a park Gray considers his second home, and the state that kicks off the whole route.
California
Coastline for days, a desert or two, and more driving between stops than Gray’s wings can really justify.
Texas
Big state, bigger opinions, and a genuine test of how far one pigeon is willing to walk before he flies instead.
Read a state
Real things to do, written by Gray, a pigeon who claims to have “driven” through every state on the site.
Take the quiz
A few quick questions on what you just read. Get one wrong and Gray will grudgingly point you the right way.
Unlock the next state
Score well enough and you’ll earn a drive or a flight onward, the map fills in as you go.
Meet Gray
Born on a Trafalgar Square ledge, technically never bought a plane ticket in his life, and unreasonably confident about states he’s only ever seen from a gutter. He writes every guide on this site and hands out hints when you get stuck, reluctantly, and with commentary.
“I’m not saying I’ve been everywhere. I’m saying nobody can prove I haven’t.”